Oh...the humanity!!!

Mm-kay...here is a little dose of humor for ya. Saturday night, Mac and I were sitting in the office after the girls went to bed checking our Facebooks/email/work. Both of us happily sitting together minding our business when...WHAMMO! I got smacked in the nose with an awful stench. At first, I was thinking.."ok, I know I've been outside some and haven't had my shower today, but really..I cannot smell like that". So, I sat there a few minutes trying not to gag from the smell. Next thing I know, Mac is sniffing as he's sitting in his chair. This is swiftly followed up with him saying "Do you su-mell that?!?!?! What IS that??" Mind you, we were in the house with all of the windows and doors closed and the smell was fast filling up the house. We soon came to the conclusion, that somewhere (VERY close by), a skunk had been disturbed! Further investigation led us to the back yard, where we discovered that the dog had been sprayed!!! You cannot imagine the stench!! Well, maybe you can, but I promise it HAD to be worse than what you're imagining!!!! IT.WAS.AWFUL - so thick you could almost taste it!! YUCK! The only positive after figuring out the dog was "stankin", was coming back into the house to realize it didn't smell as bad as we originally thought - because we had been to smell the source!!! LOL Today, we walked into the back yard and determined that the POO (Point of Origin) of the smell was dead in the center of the yard. Slowly, it is diminishing...but not nearly quick enough if you ask me.